#nark coded

[mo-gxn]

CW !!! BLOOD AND VIOLENCE

Change.

POSTING THIS BEFORE THE NEW EPISODE COME OUT!!! IM SO EXCITED!!!

This project was a lot of fun to make and i hope you all like it🫶🫶

[lunarrosette]

Welcome to my quintessential nark songs rec list these are the most nark songs I have

Allies or enemies - the crane wives

Ancient history - set it off

Knowing me, knowing you - abba

American pie - Don McLean

I’m your man - Mitski

Why’d you only call me when you’re high - arctic monkeys

A loving feeling - Mitski

Cover this song (a little bit mine) - will wood

[theballadofmars]

I'm down in the nark hole, but I think I disagree with something, and it's that, between the two of them, the one who at one points has cold feet and runs away breaking the other's heart is Nick, not Lark.

Hear me out: yeah, Lark has his issues, this man needs therapy for yesterday. Yep, I'm aware. But he's still Henry's son, he's still an Oak, and Oaks care so much for others, even if he's the Oak that it's not vegan and thinks as violence as the solution, he loves his family so much, and he's a fighter. He's messed up, but he stays at his family's side. Hell, he stayed at Henry's side until code purple, even when he says he hates him. He's not the kind of person who gets cold feet, probably because when he makes a decision he is sure that is the correct one and thinks about it for 48h before taking it (I'm talking about the big decisions, otherwise he can be hot headed).

And then you have Nick Close / Foster / Freeman, who is an absent father, is divorced and is carrying his family's trauma about not talking and not being there for others. He's hot headed, and reckless, and he cares a lot, but like Glenn, even if he loves someone with all his heart, he takes bad decisions almost 85% of the time.

Nick is the one who appears in Lark's bunker in the middle of the night and disappears before the morning comes.

Then he starts to stay, and doesn't think about why, until one morning he wakes up and goes to the kitchen to get some breakfast and realizes that there's always cow milk in the freezer even if Lark drinks vegan milk, and he has a towell and a toothbrush in the bathroom, and he has spare clothes in one shell and that's when he panics because oh shit, he likes him, and probably runs away.

Lark is never going to be the first one to say I love you, but I think he's the first one to realize it, and he's not able to leave Nick (something that makes him feel guilty because he doesn't think he deserves it), so he just waits until Nick leaves him.

At the end of the day, both are more like their parents that they would like to, and let's be real, one family is used to leave the one's they love behind, and the other is used to have a broken heart.

[lt-doberman]

Disposal of Angelic remains!?

A question I get asked a lot is about the disposal of super natural creatures. It’s always awkward when you dabble a little too much in magic tombs and now there’s a dead book-wyrm on your floor. However it’s a particularly confusing subject when it comes to angels and co. Here’s what you should know:

Angelic remains - such as wings or blood - is essentially like magic-nuclear waste. Call a local monster-hunter organization about the disposal and cleaning of your property, if anything angelic died on your property it is… probably not safe? In the past you could use feathers for weapon-smithing and spell crafting but recent regulations make it so the usage of these products can be highly illegal depending on where you live. So it’s best not to sell or use em 👍

"I inherited a pair of taxidermy angel wings, am I cooked?” yes, because that’s so cheesy but in actuality it is most likely not real wings. In the 1930-1940's monster hunters didn’t have as many regulations when it came to celestial bounties, yes it’s morally wrong but the ‘reward’ socially or psychically from this hunt was big. Most display wings were actually swan wings, as it was very wasteful to use angel feathers for anything other than holy blades.

Speaking of which…

"I’ve come into possession of a holy weapon, how do I dispose of it?” Now, I’m not a nark, so I’ll tell you a secret. You can own holy weapons - it’s not illegal. As long as you DO NOT use them and DO NOT sell them you’re fine. If you want to properly maintain them I will be releasing a guide on the maintenance of holy firearms later this year, once I get the material to fix my beaut’ . AND, for the record, if you do want it disposed of, there is quite a few programs created with the goal of disposing dangerous magical artifacts who would love to help.

"I bought an angels heart off—" jail. I don’t think I have to explain why.

Now, about the corpse itself, there is a few things to keep in mind before you call a huntsmen.

> any property that had angel blood in it is considered, ‘stigmatised’, which in the business is code for really fucking cursed. If you feel sick at all after coming into contact with angels call a professional.

> angel shedding / or “cruelty free” wings are a SCAM. Trust me bud, have you ever met an angel who isn’t a massive dick? Why would they give anyone their cool shit. Not only is it STILL HIGHLY ILLEGAL TO BUY IN THE STATES but it is most likely just spray painted animal feathers.

> angels are like tree trunks where you can see how old / powerful they are by how big their wings are. Trust.

If you have angel blood CALL ME, I’m not a cop we can work something out.

[sambellamysrightkneecap]

Idk why but “ A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More “Touch Me” “ by Fall Out Boy is so Nark coded to me

[ficitig]

I fell head over heels in love with the Dungeons & Daddies podcast this year. And just like always, a new fandom means new fics! Hear’s everything I filed away this year for my favorite D&D podcast!

A Simple Man — 8K | Meryl/Stud: 5 times Stud flirts with Meryl shamelessly and 1 time Meryl reciprocates

Dogs Can’t Hug Back — 2K | Gen: Ron wonders why he doesn't make Glenn a dog for his memories, and it becomes simultaneously extremely important and unimportant

Harbor, Haven, Home — 44K | Terry Sr/Samantha/Ron: When Terry Junior suggests they get a dog to help his dad enjoy exercising, he's expecting his mom to bring home a schnauzer, not a weird new friend. He doesn’t get why his dad likes this guy too. Terry Junior just wanted a dog….

How to Kidnap a Child (With Their Consent) — 6K | Meryl/Stud: Or: Stud said "Ron is my child now"

I Could Use Some Friends For a Change — 5K | Gen: After the worst school dance of...this year, at least, the cool teens go to Denny's, eat their feelings, and talk it out

I Just Want (You) to Know Who I am — 5K | Gen: Nicolas was quiet for a moment, trying to get his breathing under control. When he spoke, his voice was small, and he looked up at Glenn when he asked, “Can you play another song?”

I Swear I’ll be Gone in the Morning — 11K | Nark: Lark and Nick spend one last night together before shit hits the fan

I Wanna Fly Away From My Own Skin and Find a Better Place — 4K | Grant/OMC: Grant goes to Senior Prom to feel normal (for once) but his date doesn't have the best intentions

Laugh Lines — 7K | Gen: Just a few years after Code Purple, Lark and Henry have to babysit Sparrow's kids together. Just for a moment, everything is going to be alright

Love is Stored in the Dad — 7K | Oakson: Two of the dads come to some pretty shocking revelations about each other and themselves. Darryl figures things out and makes a move, Henry gains a new hat and a new emotion, Glenn is there, and Ron helps

Monkey See, Monkey Do — 11K | Bill/Christine, Glenn/Morgan, Cassie/Nick: An introspective of the Streep/Close/Foster family parallels (& differences)

No Tomorrow Life! — 36K | Gen: On the way to the regional soccer tournament, a bus accident leaves five pre-teens and an eight-year-old stranded at the bottom of a cliff. That would have been bad enough, not to mention the crazy gunmen that seemed to have it out for them

Oak Obstacle, The — 11K | Mercedes/Henry/Darryl: Darryl's been divorced from Carol for a few years now, and the Oak-Garcias present a confusing yet attractive obstacle in his day-to-day. They end up coming over for a swim, and Darryl has to confront this issue head-on. Or, head-sideways at least

Only Twenty Minutes to Sleep — 7K | Gen: Nick tries to have a word with his son about the fact that Taylor lied about ditching his friends. Meanwhile, it turns out that the aftermath of getting tear gassed fucking sucks, and if Taylor can't get to sleep, he'd at least like to be left to complete his Digimon marathon in peace, please and thank you

When the Truck Radio’s Broken — 5K | Cassie/Nick: Nicholas has to go back, again, for his son and his weird friend. This time, he decides to drive them back himself, before either off them can run off and cause more problems. But a few more hours with the son you abandoned may not be as fun as it sounds, especially when one is Taylor Swift [read whole series]

White Lies and Misty Eyes — 4K | Gen: Sparrow over the years, from Lark’s perspective

[greylight32]

This is so fucking Nark coded, and no one can tell me otherwise.

[mrkis]

"He winces as his hand comes down to cup his balls, almost as if he’s trying to stop himself from cumming right there and there from his words." IS SOOOOOOOO NARK CODED PLEASEEEE 😭😭😭

thinking abt him squeezing that shit to stop himself from nutting everywhere added an extra two years to my lifespan

[boyswillbebutch]

1am dndads thoughts:

I associate nark (the ship) with blueberries and pepper spray.

I think Scary should get to just scream and punch Willy. Like- she deserves it.

Normal is so trans coded lmao. Same with Scary.

Pepperoni pizza was pepperoni toni may he rest in pieces and onion slices.

Uhhhhhhh the thoughts are dissipating but uhm Grant and Linc should hug. But not yet since it’s Boss Kicks to you

*heh* walks away while waving with my pork pie hat- what.

[risetherivermoon]

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“They're uh…my favorite flower.” Lark goes red and shrugs. Nicky laughs and looks at him fondly.

“Alright, dork.” Silence falls over them and Nicky finds himself staring out at the sun and the waves, listening to the ocean. It's been so long since he’s seen the sun. Code purple brought with it red sky and a black sun, and even before it the world was covered in a blanket of static and chaos that you could never stare at for too long.

“Marigolds.” Nicky says suddenly. Lark hums in confusion. “They're my favorite flower.” He shrugs. Lark laughs a bit and shakes his head, resting his forehead on his knee briefly.

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new fic! and its nark flavored! weeee!! i be putting the boys into situations and enjoying it!

so enjoy some dream sharing & telepathy type shit, because i love me some unexpected situations that ends up in their miscommunication being forcibly communicated

i started writing this randomly one night after having an idea so i got into the au and started writing a shit ton, so you get a new fic!

aka the ramblings of a mad man at 3am who was for some reason gifted with access to an ao3 account

[mo-gxn]

Request:

The kiddads as young adults before code purple, the betrayal of Nicky, having met their spouses and having children. Basically less traumatised 👀

i’m just gonna say that they are like 22 in this and they have scars then because i’m assuming they were involved with the doodler from 13 and up. i may have made this nark coded, that’s just because i’m delusional.

[lunarrosette]

My APCSP results came in so I can finally share the project I made for it based on dndads!

It’s a Nark texting sim! Choices change the endings (there’s 3: “good”, “bad”, and “neutral”) and the player essentially plays as Nick choice wise. Check it out I’m proud of it!

[officialgleamstar]

Hi! :D do you wanna hear about how TV Girl is very Nark coded? /genuine question

(like absolutely no pressure! /genuine)

Always :] you’ve already gotten me to add Lovers Rock to my Nark playlist so I’d love to hear more

[2dents]

"It's Called: Freefall" by Paris Paloma is so heartbreaking and Nark coded it's all i can think about when it comes on.

[yoshigal]

I hate doing all this code of conduct shit like who is out there narking on their co-workers like this

[crazalicious]

you: wow I am programming a magic voice: if you run into an issue, don't forget to check your capitalization your code: works you: I was already doing that and my code is working fine you're not helpful crazalicious you're being a fucking nark